um..thats definitely a NO-go

[i apologize in advance if the following are part of your everyday get-up]


1- SUNGLASSES AT NIGHT/INDOORS-

they're called SUNglasses for a reason. so i dont understand why people still believe that it makes them that much cooler. its not like that one accessory enhances your appearance or snazzes up your outfit. also, i love watching people walking into class, still wearing their sunglasses as if to say, "yes im fashionably late and yes these are my expensive dior sunglasses". i also think its a little silly how celebrities wear em to hide from the paparazzi. im sorry all you britney spears and lindsay lohans of the entertainment industry, but a pair of shades doesnt exactly disguise you. maybe the wild partying and lack of undergarments should be reconsidered in attempts to fly under the radar.

also the whole "sunglasses at night" song is kind of a creeper's anthem. so id think twice before putting your sunglasses on in the club and pretending to know the lyrics to this song:

I wear my sunglasses at night
So I can, so I can
Watch you weave
Then breathe your story lines
And I wear my sunglasses at night
So I can, so I can
Keep track of the visions in my eyes


2- UGGS & SHORTS/MINI-SKIRT



first of all, im not a fan of uggs to begin with, except for the few times where theyre actually worn with a cute outfit. unless you can pull off some kind of unique steez that makes 'em actually look good, then its just an odd fad. i understand they may be casual and comfortable but i think we're all grown enough to determine if its hot or cold outside, especially in southern california. so if the sun's shining and you wanna show off your legs, i suggest not slapping on those eskimo-esque boots...with the fur.









in conclusion, im a hater. ill add more later...
im sure ill encounter more walking thru campus.